Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, give a cheer
Cause youre only going up from here
This month I got seven haircuts
And now my hair is all gone
Its hell but Ive been alone for too long
So I keep getting haircuts
Its my all time low
And I just cant wait
Cause the quicker Im there
Is the quicker Ill sing
Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, give a cheer
‘Cause youre only going up from here
Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, sorry dear
But youre only going up from here
My friends always pay for my drinks
I cant afford no nice things
But I hope my bank account gets so low
Even zero
So next year
When I buy that first beer
Ill be a goddamn hero
Its my all time low
And I just cant wait
‘Cause the quicker Im there
Is the quicker Ill sing
Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, sorry dear
But youre only going up from here
Daa da-da da
Daa da-da da
Daa da-da da
(Cause youre only going up from here)
Daa da-da da
Its my all time low
And I just cant wait
‘Cause the quicker Im there
Is the quicker Ill sing
Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, give a cheer
Cause youre only going up from here
Bummerland, here I am
And there aint no funnerland
Bummerland, its kinda weird
But youre only going up from here
