Well, Ali Baba had
them forty thieves,
Scheherazade had
a thousand tales.
But master you're in luck,
'cause up your sleeves
You've got a brand of
magic never fails
You've got some power
in your corner now!
Some heavy ammunition
in your camp!
You got some punch, pizzaz,
yahoo and how.
See, all you gotta
do is rub that lamp,
and I'll say:
"Mr. Aladdin, sir,
what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order,
jot it down?"
You ain't never
had friend like me
Life is your restaurant
and I'm your maitre'd
Come on whisper what
it is you want;
You ain't never
had friend like me!
Yes sir, we pride
ourselves on service.
You're the boss,
the king, the shah.
Say what you wish;
it's yours, true dish.
How 'bout a little
more baklava?
Have some of column
A try All of column B,
I'm in the mood
to help you, dude.
You ain't never
had friend like me
Oh my. No no. My my my.
Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat?
Can your friends go poof?
Well looky here.
Can your friends
go abracadabra,
let her rip,
And then make the
sucker disappear?
So don't just sit
there slack-jawed,
buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer
all your mid-day prayers,
You've got me bona
fide certified;
You've got a genie
for charge d'affaires.
I've got a powerful
urge to help you out,
So what you wish,
I really wanna know?
You've got a list that's
three miles long, no doubt,
Well all you've gotta
do is rub like so, and oh
Mr. Aladdin, sir, have
a wish or two or three.
I'm on the job you
big nabob!
You ain't never had a friend,
never had a friend,
You ain't never had a friend,
never had a friend,
You ain't never had
a friend like me.
You ain't never had
a friend like me
